2010 Roster
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| Major | Material Science |
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| Height | pretty short |
Bio
With 3 years of experience on Mr. Yuk, Ton is our shut-down cutter-defender. Known throughout the region for his nasty layout D's, Ton always make sure the cameras are off before he does something awesome. Seriously, we rarely catch him on film. Ton is also a great deep cutter, except when the disc floats a little too high. Next year, Ton will learn to surf while pursuing doctoral studies in Materials Science at UCSB and play out his fifth year with the notorious Black Tide. Also, he has the coolest fuzzy red hat.
| Major | HCI |
| Hometown | Washington, DC |
| Height | 5'10" |
Bio
Introduced to ultimate in high school Jeremy came to college looking to play hockey and ultimate. Quickly realizing that the hockey coach was retarded, J went balls to the wall with ultimate, helping to found the current incarnation of the B team in 06-07. Played club with Run Silent Run Deep and Forge during college. J is very proud of the fact that a photo of him making a beautiful layout was featured on the commencement issue of our school newspaper alongside Obama and Randy Pausch. Since graduating he has played for Dire Wolf in Pittsburgh and was a member of the Buffalo Hunters for the inagural season of the AUDL.
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| Height | 6'0" |
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Continuing the line of worst spirited players on Mr. Yuk, Adam Knowlton plays with intensity and smarts. One of the go-to cutters on the D-line, Adam can be counted on to get open underneath and throw a not-so-bad flick bomb to a streaking deep cutter. Guaranteed to call a foul on any fifty-fifty disc, Adam once had a twenty minute discussion about an out-of-bounds call. After playing for Pittsburgh Forge in the summer of 2009, Adam came back to Mr. Yuk harder, better, faster, stronger, and never over, becoming a increasingly instrumental player on the team. Over the next year Adam will do research for WVU and continue his career as a club player.
| Major | History and Statistics |
| Hometown | North Olmstead, OH |
| Height | 6'1" |
Bio
I was a Junior this year.
| Major | Electrical and Computer Engineering |
| Hometown | St. Louis, MO |
| Height | 6'3" |
Bio
According to Ben's Facebook page, his interests include 'Flying Discs' and 'Hitting It From the Back.' One of those has to do with the fact that Ben is the Captain of Mr. Yuk in the 2011-2012 season. Something to know about Ben is that he will sky you, there's no way to avoid it. Mild case of the dropsies aside, our fearless leader is our most valuable cutter and has the ability to make any defender look foolish, if he decides to turn it on. Ben has big plans for Yuk this season and even bigger plans for your lady parts.
| Major | Physics |
| Hometown | Syracus, NY |
| Height | 6'1" |
Bio
Brando has played with club teams Sir Duke, Steel Reserve, and Iron Man in Pittsburgh and since graduating he has been a member of Gambit in Chicago where he has a job doing something mostly unrelated to Physics. Brando is extremely proud of the fact that a photo of him laying out has been above the bed of two Yuk captains and his currently hard at work trying to create a 7 wonders course in Chicago.
| Major | Mathematics |
| Hometown | Lebanon, NJ |
| Height | 5'9" |
Bio
He's really fucking smart and graduated after two years at CMU. Currently pursuing his PhD at Rutgers where he has played for their A team the past two years and will be the Captain in 2012. He is also in his third year with mixed clb team Jughandle in NJ. Tim is proud of an argument he once had with Isaac Saul in the MCUDL finals and insists that he hardly knows Ladesh.
| Major | Physics |
| Hometown | Evanston, IL |
| Height | 6'3" |
Bio
Scott joined Mr. Yuk as a freshman by wow-ing the captains with his athleticism and intensity. Over the past two seasons, he has developed disc skills and field awareness, and has earned himself a pivotal role on our D line. Scott loves to layout, hitting the ground over and over again at practices and tournaments and getting tons of ridiculous blocks. Unfortunately, one encounter with the ground, following a jump of a two-story roof, left Scott with shattered bones in his ankle and incapacitated him for most of the winter. Apart from ultimate, Scott is an active member of the CMU campus community as a residential assistant, teaching assistant, and a assistant director for our pre-college program.
| Major | Chemical Engineering |
| Hometown | Madison, CT |
| Height | 5'9" |
Bio
As a four year veteran of Mr Yuk, Zilla showed off his veteran savvy this year, transitioning to the handler role after a desperate need arose this past season. With his tongue out, he throws obscene flick bombs and orders schmonsters in record time. Attracted to attractive tall blondes, JakeZilla will be remembered for awesome innuendo as he enters the real world in Madison, WI in 2011.
| Major | Computer Science |
| Hometown | Richboro, PA |
| Height | 6'0" |
Bio
This man drives a tank and is not afraid to use it. The definition of utility player, Frank has played every position on Yuk and then some over his three years with us. With the ability to five hole anyone on the team, Frank Perry had some of the most epic shenanigans of anyone with his mad combination of style and facial hair. With flick bombs and power position hammers at his disposal, Frank was never hesitant to take on any responsibility with Yuk and we will miss him and his sweet ass ride in the coming years
| Major | Trumpet Performance and Economics |
| Hometown | Chicago, IL |
| Height | 5'9" |
Bio
Chris is a mainstay on the Mr Yuk D line and his patience brings some much needed composure to the Defensive O. Chris is a relentless worker on the field; he never stops running, and always puts himself in a position to help out his team, whether that is by getting open or by making defensive plays. On and off the field, he sweats like it's nobody's business, especially when he eats wings. One time, a waitress, noticing chris literally dripping in sweat, was legitimately concerned for his health and asked if he was going to be ok.
| Major | Electrical and Computer Engineering |
| Hometown | Dallas, TX |
| Height | 5'9" |
Bio
Hailing from the dirty South, Kaner joined us after four glorious years at Georgia Tech. Drawn to the wonderful weather of Pittsburgh after 22 years in the south, he also dominates Ultimate on the backhand side. Kaner's laid back attitude and love of the BBQ make him the life of every summer holiday party. We are enjoying Kaner's vision for Mr Yuk as a program, but more importantly, his significantly shorter huddle speeches.
| Major | Chemical Engineering |
| Hometown | Acton, MA |
| Height | 5'11" |
Bio
One of four freshmen to make Mr. Yuk in 2008/2009, Wayne Huang started out as a defensive cutter with us, but during his Junior year it became apparent his talents were best suited for the O-Line cutting set. On the field, you can watch him come down with hucks he shouldn't have a shot at pulling down, and ripping backhands. Off the field, Wayne can be seen enjoying long walks around campus with his lady friend, showing off his abs, and doing other Asian things.
| Major | Nuclear Engineering |
| Hometown | Coopersburg, PA |
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Murph worked his way up from Harmful to become a solid defensive cutter for Yuk his Senior year. Afterward, he moved on to Tennessee where he learned how to foul. This champion of men has been regularly known to fight bears whilst absorbing radiation all while <3'ing Lamp.
| Major | Electrical and Computer Engineering |
| Hometown | Bedford, MA |
| Height | 6'3" |
Bio
Nipunn is an all-around solid player. Skills-wise he has great hucks and break throws, and defensively he is a monster in the air. He also has sick layouts. Having recovered from wrist surgery and a summer with Seattle's Voodoo, he hopes to explode in the college scene this coming year.
| Major | Computer Science |
| Hometown | Maine |
| Height | 6'3" |
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Hint for defenders: Loves to break with the IO flick
| Major | Computer Science |
| Hometown | Pittsburgh, PA |
| Height | 6'0" |
Bio
Hao Su doin? Hao played for Impulse in 2006, Forge in 2009, and Iron Man in 2010. He currently does computer science in San Francisco and played for Wolves last year.
| Major | Math |
| Hometown | Lexington, MA |
| Height | 5'7" |
Bio
After being injured for the bulk of his first two years on Mr. Yuk, Max Gillett, determined to stay healthy, took the field as an O-line cutter on Mr. Yuk. Handlers can count on him to get open and subsequently throw something questionable that thankfully often gets completed, like his signature thumber (which he can throw up to 60 yards). He's a huge fan of Starcraft and is a loyal viewer of the professional gaming leagues. And if you ever want to talk about discrete math, Max is your guy.