2008 Roster
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| Major | Civil Engineering |
| Hometown | Pittsburgh, PA |
| Height | 5'11" |
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Since graduating in 2008, Tommy has had an exceptional ultimate career. He made College Nationals in 2009 with Cal Ugmo, played with Jam for a couple years, and in 2011 he won Club Mixed Nationals with Blackbird. This all pales in comparison to his triumphs at Poultry Days with Chicken Sticky Yum Yum as 'The Whiz Kid' spends every day following the tournament thinking about the next one. He also hates Olive Garden.
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Played club with Virginia Tech in 2009 and 2010 series. Is now making more money than you'll ever make in Texas
| Major | HCI |
| Hometown | Washington, DC |
| Height | 5'10" |
Bio
Introduced to ultimate in high school Jeremy came to college looking to play hockey and ultimate. Quickly realizing that the hockey coach was retarded, J went balls to the wall with ultimate, helping to found the current incarnation of the B team in 06-07. Played club with Run Silent Run Deep and Forge during college. J is very proud of the fact that a photo of him making a beautiful layout was featured on the commencement issue of our school newspaper alongside Obama and Randy Pausch. Since graduating he has played for Dire Wolf in Pittsburgh and was a member of the Buffalo Hunters for the inagural season of the AUDL.
| Major | Information Systems |
| Hometown | Wexford, PA |
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Joey O has played club for Burgh in 2007, Fingerbang in 2009, Chicken Sticky Yum Yum, and someday hopes to play for Team Rivera in 201?. His interests include water slides, silver spoon jingo jango, homemade dumplings, fingerpickin' blues, house boats, Popeye's, and no more plane tickets to San Francisco.
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| Height | 6'0" |
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Continuing the line of worst spirited players on Mr. Yuk, Adam Knowlton plays with intensity and smarts. One of the go-to cutters on the D-line, Adam can be counted on to get open underneath and throw a not-so-bad flick bomb to a streaking deep cutter. Guaranteed to call a foul on any fifty-fifty disc, Adam once had a twenty minute discussion about an out-of-bounds call. After playing for Pittsburgh Forge in the summer of 2009, Adam came back to Mr. Yuk harder, better, faster, stronger, and never over, becoming a increasingly instrumental player on the team. Over the next year Adam will do research for WVU and continue his career as a club player.
| Major | Physics |
| Hometown | Syracus, NY |
| Height | 6'1" |
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Brando has played with club teams Sir Duke, Steel Reserve, and Iron Man in Pittsburgh and since graduating he has been a member of Gambit in Chicago where he has a job doing something mostly unrelated to Physics. Brando is extremely proud of the fact that a photo of him laying out has been above the bed of two Yuk captains and his currently hard at work trying to create a 7 wonders course in Chicago.
| Major | Chemical Engineering |
| Hometown | Madison, CT |
| Height | 5'9" |
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As a four year veteran of Mr Yuk, Zilla showed off his veteran savvy this year, transitioning to the handler role after a desperate need arose this past season. With his tongue out, he throws obscene flick bombs and orders schmonsters in record time. Attracted to attractive tall blondes, JakeZilla will be remembered for awesome innuendo as he enters the real world in Madison, WI in 2011.
| Major | Computer Science |
| Hometown | Pittsburgh, PA |
| Height | 6'0" |
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Hao Su doin? Hao played for Impulse in 2006, Forge in 2009, and Iron Man in 2010. He currently does computer science in San Francisco and played for Wolves last year.