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    THE DINNER PARTY

    JAVIER: WHAT'S UP JEROME.

    JEROME: HEY BRADSHAW. WHAT'S GOIN ON

    JAVIER: NOHTIN. HOW YOU DOIN KRIS?.

    KRIS: I'M GOOD. 'JUST STARTED SPRING TRAINING FOR THE PIRATES. I THINK WE CAN WIN IT THIS YEAR.

    JAVIER: DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP KRIS, THE PIRATES HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING SINCE THE 70'S. (JEROME LAUGHING)

    JAVIER: I DON'T WHY YOUR LAUGHING, YOU JUST GOT BEAT BY THE PATRIOTS THE SECOND TIME IN A ROW.

    T.O.: HEY MAN, ALL THAT WAS IN THE PAST, NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT ME AND HOW "MY" TEAM IS GONNA WIN THE SUPER BOWL.

    JAVIER AND JEROME: C'MON!

    JEROME: Y'ALL ONLY GOT TO THE SUPER BOWL BECAUSE YOU WENT UP AGAINST WEAK TEAMS LIKE < ATL.

    JAVIER: YEAH, WHAT HE SAID.

    T.O.: DON'T HATE THE PLAYA, HATE THE GAME, AND Y'ALL LOST THE GAME.

    KRIS: O.K. ENOUGH ABOUT FOOTBALL, LET'S TAK ABOUT WHAT REALLY IMPORTANT, BASEBALL.

    A-ROD: YEAH, I JUST RAKED IN AT LEAST 50 MILLION THIS YEAR.

    KRIS: HOW DOES SOMEONE WITH YOUR "SKILL" GET PAID SO MUCH.

    A-ROD: RELAX, JUST 'CAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOU AND GET PAID MORE THAN YOU DO DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOT TO TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME.

    KRIS: LOOK, LET'S GET THINGS STRAIGHT!! THE ONLY REASON YOU "THINK" YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME IS BECAUSE YOU PLAY ON A BETTER "TEAM!!!"