Assignment 0

Task 1

GPT-5 Prompt:
Generate me a story about Luna the black cat that tries to break into my room all the time and meows at my door at 5am in the morning on a workday. Frame her as a crook.

Response:
Here’s a fun little crime-noir style story about Luna, the “cat burglar” in your life:

The Midnight Marauder

They call her Luna. Black as midnight, eyes sharp as emerald daggers, tail flicking like the metronome of a criminal mind at work. To the outside world, she’s just another house cat. But to me? She’s the most persistent crook I’ve ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with.

Her specialty? Breaking and entering. Her target? My room.

Every night, the crime spree begins. The house falls quiet, the clock ticks on, and I drift into a fragile sleep. Then—like clockwork—5:00 A.M. sharp comes the first sign of the heist.

Tap. Scratch. Meow.

The sound slices through the silence, a practiced code of intimidation. “Let me in,” she demands. “You know resistance is futile.” I bury my head under a pillow, praying she’ll retreat. But Luna is no ordinary prowler—she’s relentless.

She circles the door, claws working the edge of the frame like a safecracker on a vault. The meows grow louder, more urgent, her voice dripping with the arrogance of a career criminal who knows the cops will never catch her.

When I finally stumble out of bed, hair wild, eyes half-shut, she sits outside the door like a mob boss waiting for tribute. Tail curled neatly around her paws, face tilted upward in smug victory.

“You again,” I mutter. She blinks slowly, a silent admission. Yeah. Me again.

The door creaks open—my one mistake—and Luna slips inside with the elegance of a thief diving through a window. She doesn’t thank me. She doesn’t even look back. She just struts into the room, inspecting her conquest like a master burglar surveying fresh loot.

My room is her kingdom now. My bed? Her throne. My morning? Ruined. And tomorrow? She’ll do it all over again.

Because Luna isn’t just a cat. She’s a crook in fur.

Want me to rewrite this as a mock police report about Luna’s “crimes”? That could make it even more hilarious.

Task 2

Sopot – The Crooked House by Stefan Didam - Schmallenberg, via Wikimedia Commons, licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0. (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sopot_%28Polen%29,_Krummes_H%C3%A4uschen_2016.jpg)

Task 3

“Suspect Fleeing” by nothingForNothing on Imgur (https://imgur.com/gallery/suspect-fleeing-a3vBKOq). Used under educational purposes.