Prompt: Can you write me some haikus on the topic of different mundane, slightly specific but relatable moments? They could be funny don’t be too serious
Responses:
Of course! Here’s a little sampler pack of mundane-yet-relatable haikus for you:
Microwave beeps thrice
I say “coming” out loudwards—
No one hears but me.
Sock lost in dryer,
Its twin grows old without it,
Laundry’s quiet grief.
Phone drops on my face.
I swear I’m wide awake now,
Screen lights up my nose.
Zoom call frozen face,
Mid-blink, mouth half saying “yes.”
Coworkers screenshot.
Pen chewed out of stress,
Ink stains bloom on fingertips.
Nervous art display.
Bag of chips half-air,
Crunching feels like betrayal—
I still eat them all.
Image source is from a simple pasta shape search since I thought they’re shaped in interesting ways. They’re called “pipe rigate”
This GIF is from tenor.com.
