Team History

Carnegie Mellon's Mr. Yuk was established in 1975, and has since then developed well rounded club players who play for teams in Boston, Pittsburgh, DC, San Francisco, and more. The first CMU ultimate disc was printed in 1982 and supposedly featured a guy with a bandana tossing a disc.

In recent years the team has gone back to the drawing board and reinvented itself as a hard-working, defense-first, exciting and aggressive squad. The best years are certainly ahead.

Harmful If Swallowed was founded during the 2005-2006 season by Jeremy Kanter, Aaron Magil, Jeff Meek, Hank Nguyen, Evan Gross, Mark Ma, Andy Stochetti, Matt Woodling, Dave Hora, and Danny Schoenfelder. From it's humble ten-man beginnings the team has exploded in popularity to a full squad with its own coach. By the end of 2009 the team had posted several victories against college A teams. Monkey.

• 2012: Carnegie Mellon(5) at Ohio Valley Regionals (2 bids to nationals): Wins vs. Case Western, UPenn, Wright State, and Cincinnati(6). Losses vs. Ohio State(4) x 2. Finish: 4th behind Pitt, Ohio, Ohio State.
• 2011: Carnegie Mellon (5) at Ohio Valley Regionals: loss vs. Cincinnati (12), loss vs. Millersville (4), loss vs. Ohio State (8). Finish: 11th (tie).
• 2010: Carnegie Mellon finishes tied for 5th at West Penn Sectionals, needing to place 4th to qualify for Regionals.
• 2009: Carnegie Mellon finishes tied for 7th at West Penn Sectionals, needing to place 3rd to qualify for Regionals.
• 2008: Carnegie Mellon finishes tied for 5th at West Penn Sectionals, needing to place 4th to qualify for Regionals.
• 2007: Carnegie Mellon finishes tied for 6th at West Penn Sectionals, needing to place 4th to qualify for Regionals.
• 2006: Carnegie Mellon (7) at Metro-East Regionals: loss vs. Rutgers (10), win vs. SUNY-Albany (15), loss vs. Bucknell (9). Finish: 9th (tie).
• 2005: Carnegie Mellon (10) at Metro-East Regionals: win vs. Delaware (7), loss vs. Pittsburgh (2), loss vs. Edinboro (8). Finish: 9th (tie).
• 2003: Carnegie Mellon at Metro-East Regionals: loss vs. Columbia, win vs. SUNY-Albany, loss vs. George Washington. Finish: 9th (tie).
• 2002: Carnegie Mellon fails to advance from West Penn Sectionals.
• 2001: Carnegie Mellon (15) at Metro-East Regionals: loss vs. Princeton (2), win vs. Syracuse (10), loss vs. George Washington (9). Finish: 9th (tie).
• 2000: Carnegie Mellon (8) at Metro-East Regionals: loss vs. Maryland (9), win vs. Union (16), win vs. George Washington (10), loss vs. Haverford (6). Finish: 7th (tie).
• 1998-1999: Carnegie Mellon advances to Regionals.
• 1997: Carnegie Mellon fails to advance from Mid-Atlantic North Sectionals.
• 1996: Carnegie Mellon (15) at Mid-Atlantic Regionals: loss vs. UNC, loss vs. Swarthmore. Finish: 13th (tie).
• 1995: Carnegie Mellon does not attend Regionals (despite qualifying) due to scheduling issues.
• 1994: Carnegie Mellon at Mid-Atlantic Regionals: win vs. Rutgers, win vs. Virginia, loss vs. ECU, win vs. NC State, win vs. UNC-Wilmington, loss vs. UPenn. Finish: 3rd.
• 1993: Carnegie Mellon advances to Regionals.
• 1992: Carnegie Mellon at Mid-Atlantic Regionals: win vs. Rutgers, loss vs. ECU, win vs. NC State, win (forfeit) vs. Lafayette, loss vs. Virginia. Finish: 5th (tie).
• 1989: Carnegie Mellon finishes tied for third at Nationals.
• 1986-1988: Carnegie Mellon advances to Nationals.
• 1975-1985: Who the hell knows?