The Stargate SG-1 Drinking Game

 

This drinking game was written by Katie, Alex, Rubin, and Kelly. Rob added stuff later, and such is marked with "rjs3." The rules of the game are simple. Gather a bunch of friends, a bunch of Stargate episodes and a beverage of choice. We donít advocate alcohol of course. Have a good time!

One sip every time Jack says, "For crying out loud."

Two sips every time someone other than Jack says, "For crying out loud."

One sip every time the phrase "Holy Hannah" gets used.

One sip every time Sam says "With all due respect, sir."

One sip every time, Hammond says, "Iím calling the President" (or variation thereof.)

One sip every time, Hammond says, "Welcome back Sg-1."

One sip every time Jack calls Daniel "Danny-boy."

Three sips every time Sam calls Jack "Jack."

Two sips every time Jack calls Sam "Sam."

Three sips every time Jack calls Daniel "Jackson".

Whole bottle if anyone calls Jack "Jonathan."

One sip every time Tealíc smiles.

One sip every time Tealíc says, "I am not injured." (or variation thereof [rjs3])

One sip every time Daniel says, "Hi, please donít do that."

One sip every time a team-memberís body is taken over or otherwise possessed by another entity, including the other members of the team. (includes perfect impersonations, duplications, etc [rjs3])

One sip every time there is an alien virus.

One sip each time Daniel dies or appears to die.

Two sips for every time Daniel sneezes in season two, one for season one.

One sip each time a member of the team has carnal knowledge of someone from another planet. (That we see on screen or is strongly implied.)

One sip every time there is a romantic kiss between a team member and a non-team member. (i.e. Daniel and Shaíre, Daniel and Shyla, Tealíc and his wife, etc.)

Five sips any time team members share a romantic kiss (willing or not).

One sip every time there is a hug between team members.

One sip every time Junior pokes his head out.

One sip every time Frasier changes her hairstyle.

One sip every time Sam uses techno-babble.

Another sip if someone cuts her off. (rjs3)

One sip every time Daniel launches into some long-winded discussion about culture and history.

One sip every time someone interrupts him while heís doing it.

One sip every time Tealíc raises his eyebrow.

One sip every time Daniel tries to rescue someone.

One sip every time Daniel doesnít wear his glasses.

Two sips every time we hear Janetís first name used.

One sip every time there are trees.

One sip every time the gate/iris malfunctions or opens/closes on its own.

One sip every time someone corrects the spelling of, or pronunciation of Goaíuld.

One sip every time someone threatens Maybourne.

One sip every time Area 51 or Area 52 is mentioned.

Two sips every time they make an allusion to MacGyver.

Two sips every time they make an allusion to Showtime.

Two sips every time we see them watching television.

Two sips every time we see a team memberís home.

Two sips every time they leave the base (on Earth).

One sip every time Sam gains a new talent from her Goaíuld possession.

Two sips every time two or more of the main cast is drinking together.

Two sips every time we see them eating.

Two sips every time we see them sleeping.

Two sips every time they mention a mission that we didnít see.

One sip every time someone from the teamís past (friend, ex, relative) shows up.

-Extra sip if that person dies.

One sip every time an entire SG team gets wiped out.

One sip every time the majority of a population gets killed.

Two sips every time another SG team gets over a minute of screen time.

Two sips every time we see Catherine, Feritti, or Kawalsky.

One sip every time the team has to impersonate deities. (this includes if they are recognized as such but choose not to [rjs3])

One sip every time they begin the base self-destruct.

One sip every time Sam speeds up the dialing of the wormhole.

One sip when Janet launches into medical babble.

One sip every time Jack makes a comment about Samís appearance.

One sip every time a new Goaíuld gets introduced or an old god turns out to be an alien.

One sip every time the base gets invaded.

One sip every time a member of the team gets cloned.

Three sips when Samuels gets yelled at.

One sip every time someone makes an allusion to the Wizard of Oz.

One sip every time Tealc is recognized as a Jaffa and hated for it. (rjs3)

One sip every time a new race of aliens can speak perfect english upon first speaking with a SG team. (rjs3)

Three sips every time they can't. (rjs3)

One sip every time Jack says "Sweet!" (rjs3)

One sip every time Jack says "I'll handle this." (rjs3)

One sip every time Teal'c offers to willingly sacrifice his life in penance for his past actions (includes life imprisonment) (rjs3)

One sip every time Janet check's someone's pupils (rjs3)

One sip every time Jack corrects someone's usage of "who" or "whom"(clt)

Two sips if he corrects someone else's grammer in another way (e.g. "you ended that sentence with a preposition!")(rjs3)

Two sips if the episode starts with "Previously, on Stargate SG-1"... (rjs3)

One sip every time the word "hinky" gets used. (rjs3)