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Drew Pavelchak
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Although he is not technically "enrolled" in school, Drew Pavelchak has
managed to successfully infiltrate Carnegie Mellon University and poses as
a Sophomore Art major. He sleeps on couches in various dormitory lounges,
steals food from events that are catered by the school, and showers at the
university gym. He is free to attend any class he wants, without worrying
about grades and other such academic nonsense. Naturally, all of this
masquerading requires the utmost mental alertness. So to hone his keen
detection skills and his quick thinking, he engages in such activities as
improvisational comedy and freestyle rapping. You can try emailing him,
but it may just be a dummy account to throw off the authorities.
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