10) The instructor greets you with a grin and says "Welcome to hell; I am your tour guide."
9) A disclaimer of political correctness (lack thereof) is announced on the first day of class.
8) The instructor keeps claiming of teaching you what he never learned in paramedic class.
7) At least one of your classmates is in need of serious medical attention at any given time with a record-breaking number ER visits as a class.
6) The instructor absolutely refuses to give the ob/gyn lecture and has someone else do it for him.
5) Extra credit is granted for having correctly guessed how late your classmates would arrive class.
4) The instructor signs your birthday card as "Mr. Tool".
3) The most heard phrases in class are: "For the love of god..." "Come naked, bring beer" "Don't ask stupid questions" "Feel the love" and "It doesn't grow back!"
2) You hear "I don't even want to know how you get that" as a response to your nickname in class.
And the number one reason indicating you are in Tony Cuda's paramedic class,
The instructor's high philosophy in life is - "We will burn that bridge when we get to it."
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