I was told that some people wanted to hear the java jokes I wrote for the end of the year party.
They aren't very good but here they are:

Albert Monina
Period 5

Java Pick-up Lines

Here are some pick-up lines from various period five students:

Jake: A for loop of you and me? That would be an infinite loop!

Mike: If I had to measure your hotness, I would get an integer overflow.

Andrew: Do you wanna be the main method of my public class?

Alex: I know why you¿re getting those compilation errors¿ You gotta instantiate my object!

Here are some of the java pick-up lines I came up with:

-       Are you tired? Cause you¿ve been running through my while loop all day!
-       Did it hurt when you fell from the object class?
-       What¿s your parent class? It looks like you ¿is-a¿ beautiful to me.
-       ¿Boolean meandyou = true¿?
-       You had me¿ you had me at variable instantiations.
-       Can you help me? My compilation error said ¿I need you¿
-       System.out.print what¿s your number?
-       Being stuck in an infinite for loop wouldn¿t be so bad if you were in it.
-       The object class extends you.
-       You are all that AND an arraylist.
-       Girl, you¿re the only one who can fix my off-by-one errors.

For some more fun, try out these java Yo mamma jokes!*

-       Yo mommas so fat that it took 2 for loops to get around her!
-       Yo mammas so dumb that she defined ¿String name¿ as 48.
-       Yo mamma smells so bad that when she tries to compile something, java runs away.
-       Yo mammas so ugly that a 379 line unreadable code said DAYUM.
-       Yo mammas so nasty that java made a sort method just for her.
-       Yo mommas so fat that every class has to extend her just to keep her up.
-       Yo mammas so stupid that after she wrote a System.out.print statement, she ran to the printer and said what happened?

*only kidding, I don¿t mean to offend anyone, or their family.