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Disclaimer:
By no means do I condone the cretinous and morally reprehensible content of this sound file. However, I feel it necessity to post this sound clip for edification purposes in order to expose the depravity of a society bent on furthering their nefarious ends through scatological humor. If only people would spend more time analyzing the aesthetic nuances of the Mahlerian symphonic cycle and less time thinking of new Helen Keller jokes, perhaps our world would be a much better place. No, I take that back. Everyone would just become fun sponges, aesthetes, or dental hygienists and forget the really important things in life. Err... something like that. Yeah. Wow, what a stupid disclaimer!

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