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This sounds like something from the New York tabloids... Makes sense when you
think about it.

This is when you know you have a rough neighborhood... Giant cops walking the
beat...they're almost six stories tall.

Here's a question I've always pondered, even though I don't have the finest
legal mind... Why not?

A woman reports that someone has stolen her mail... because she didn't receive
birthday cards from some of her friends.

Here's an ad offering a young goat for free... You can either be his friend,
or eat him.

Here's the children's menu from a fancy restaurant... PBJ is served with Dom
Perignon, and will set you back 150 smackers!
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