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Introduction: Born of boredom on a lazy summer afternoon, this webpage features the most spectacular feat of cunning since the advent of corrugated cardboard. Simply follow the instructions below and prepare to be ineffably amazed!

Disclaimer: The Surgeon General warns that individuals having a pre-existing heart condition, high blood pressure, or a penchant for repetitive hand-washing should not visit this webpage, as its incomparable awesomeness has been known to cause sudden hemorrhaging. Furthermore, this webpage should be discontinued as soon as pregnancy is detected, because it may cause harm, death, or even harlequin fetus syndrome to the unborn child. In clinical studies, the side effects of this webpage have generally been mild. The most common side effects are headache, persistent bewilderment, dizziness, and bloody diarrhea. Rosebud.

Step 1: Choose a number between one (1) and ten (10)

Step 2: Multiply this number by nine (9)

Step 3: Add the digits of this new number (e.g. for the number 37, 3+7=10)

Step 4: Subtract two (2) from this number

Step 5: Divide this new number by two (2)

Step 6: Imagine that this new number is on the face of a playing card. For visualization purposes, let us arbitrarily say that the suit of this card is clubs. Mentally visualize this card.

Step 7: Get ready to see something life-changing (Hint: click the link to the left!)