What Would Clifford Do?

When I was in second grade, one night after dinner my father drove us to Radio Shack. We were picking up our brand new, state of the art TRS-80 computer. Since I was only about 8 years old, I named our computer Clifford - after the big, red dog.

This is  incredibly irrelevant trivia used as an introduction for this ongoing photo essay of Clifford. 

                    Would Clifford go to the S.O.D.?

                    Would Clifford eat Indian Food ?

                    Would Clifford get distracted helping a friend pack and play with a shoe instead?

                    Would Clifford defile an innocent houseplant?

                    Would Clifford play with kitties?

Does Clifford go to church?

Does Clifford eat dessert?