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(11/8/2006) Observe the subtle difference between the "college try" and the "Marine Corps try": one involves a drink in one hand. Too bad the bartender decided to make me a whiskey sour instead of just a whiskey. A corruption of perfectly good whiskey.
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(11/8/2006) A man with a drink in both hands has no hands left to drive with.
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(11/8/2006) Don't turn left!
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(11/8/2006) Afterwards they're going to do donuts in your front yard.
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(11/8/2006) My dad doesn't look to kindly on nightclub-running gangsters either.
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(11/8/2006) I've never seen anyone rock the headshots in this game like the GMAN.
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(11/8/2006) Who thought they'd make a game "Commercial Airline Pilot"? What's next? "Safe Driving"?
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(11/8/2006) "What's that sound?" "It's the keep on truckin' alarm!"
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